Do you have white tube socks in your dresser, drawer, or wherever it is you keep your socks? Well, you shouldn't.
Hi, this is the Bellwether Project and we're here to tell you that socks, yes socks, can make or break an outfit. We know, those trusty white tube socks have been there for you, through thick and thin, but it's just not a good look, fam. You've got a nice blazer on, paired with your favorite t-shirt and your favorite jeans. You're wearing a nice hat from Goorin Bros. You've got your favorite wingtips on. You sit down, cross your legs and *collective gasp* you've got WHITE TUBE SOCKS peeking out. Just think about it, such a waste.
If you've been committed to the tube sock, we understand this may be disheartening. You're not a wasteful person, you're not just going to burn your collection of socks in the backyard. Luckily for you, we live in the sock era. Yes, I called it the sock era. Sure, there are always a litany of dress sock options, argyles, wool, the whole nine. Always cool, always better than a tube sock. Us personally though, we like to keep it funky. There are hella sock companies popping up left and right, many of whom take chances with their designs.
This allows you to dress an otherwise formal outfit down to your liking. Let em know you like cats, weed plants, dolphins, malt liquor, the Virgin Mary, paisley print, _____, ______, .....
Don't be a tube sock, homie.